Take a moment to consider Guy Lane's crazy life
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Guy Lane is an Australian environmental scientist and author of sustainability-themed fiction & non-fiction books.

Guy has led an unconventional life, living six years on a yacht and five years in a car, working in offshore oil exploration, commercial fishing, and environmental consulting. He has founded businesses and charities, attended UN conferences, he hand-fed a hammerhead shark, and even befriended a pug.

Guy's work fuses ecoscience & ecospirituality, empowering humanity to navigate the present and flourish beyond.

Guy's vision is the Verdant Age — a future where humans and the Living Planet live in harmony together. Support Guy's vision by reading his books.

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Guy Lane Fiction

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The Last Days Before God 53,000 words
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France, 36,000BC

A young Cro-Magnon archer is sent into the wild to find the killers of clan shamans.

Torn from his new love, Boman braves lions, Neanderthals, and mammoth only to discover a far greater threat.

There is a new force arising in the wilds that twists power, belief, and violence into a dangerous lie—giants both visible and unseen that drive men to kill.

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The Christmas That Killed Mister Hopkins 13,000 words

The definitive anti-Christmas narrative and the perfect Christmas present!

When Mr. Hopkins returns to the UK after a year abroad, he makes a horrifying realization—his plane lands in London on Christmas Eve. And Mr. Hopkins hates Christmas with a burning passion.

Haunted at every turn by gaudy plastic decorations and Ho-Ho-Ho-ing Santas, Mister Hopkins goes on a rampage to both question and destroy the icons of Christmas.

But Christmas has many allies, and Mr Hopkins finds himself outnumbered in this battle to the death.

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Love In The Age Of Bitcoin 38,000 words

Anti-crypto action adventure

Absinthe Rhinohorn runs Bitcrime Division and his day-job is to execute crypto-currency miners with extreme prejudice.

Absinthe is over-endowed with action, but less articulate in matters of the heart and corporate politics.

When his affair with undercover agent Turtledove crumbles, he loses focus – and that’s dangerous when you’re at the pointy end of Bitcrime Division.

Will Absinthe survive? Indeed, will the planet survive? And will he find love in the age of Bitcoin?

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The Martian Cat 53,000 words

A vulgar space satire to put you off going to Mars forever

Space engineer Charlie Darling is the only one of 120 passengers on the Inter-Planet shuttle to arrive at the Mars Resort alive.

He finds the resort destroyed, and all but one of the Mars colonists dead. The only survivor is a deranged and abusive female medic called Maddy.

Driven to despair by this grim situation, Charlie finds solace in the Martian Cat, an emaciated feline who just wants to avoid becoming someone's meal.

Charlie and the Martian Cat have little chance of survival, on their own. Will their odds improve if they stick together?

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Aquaria 44,000 words

Marine science adventure

Lucy Callahan is the founder of Aquaria, the world’s most popular public aquarium and marine science precinct. One day, an oil rig parks offshore and Callahan learns that Expedient Energy plans to drill for petroleum in the Aquaria marine park. Callahan dives into battle, prepared to risk everything – even her own safety - to protect her life’s work. When her partner, Sam, starts running interference, Callahan realises that winning the battle against the oil firm may come at a personal cost, a relationship and possibly a family? How will the Sealioness of Aquaria Bay respond to this dilemma? Will she give in to her partner’s wishes, or fight to the bitter end, even at the risk of her own life?

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The Moogh 57,000 words

Ecological fantasy

From the day the eleven-foot-high peace-monster ambled out of a forest, the Moogh has had a cult-like following of thousands. Maggie Tarp is a journalist embedded with moogh.org, the shadowy organisation that won the UN contract to manage Moogh affairs. Unfortunately, for Maggie, her bosses don’t like the stories that she writes about spirituality and Moogh philosophy - they just don’t sell. So, they pair her up with the hot-shot journalist, Perrin Speer. Sparks fly, and Maggie rejects everything that Perrin tries to teach her. Perrin falls foul of moogh.org when he reveals that they are killing people to hide a deadly secret. As the Moogh Zone descends into chaos, Maggie finds that the Moogh also keeps a secret. But does she have what it takes to get the story?

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Lilly Lord 50,000 words

Lilly Lord is a wealthy woman who lives alone in a mansion in Duffys Forest on Sydney's North Shore. One day, she rescues from the rain a mysterious man - Froyd Denison - who she learns has a plan for her life.

Initially, she keeps Froyd at arms length, but as the story of his life, and his plan for her life becomes clear, Lilly is forced to rethink all her certainties.

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The Plume 29,000 words

Marine science adventure

In the vast expanse of the ocean, the Upwell Pump breathes life into the Plume—a thriving marine oasis and home to 200 resilient sea-folk known as Plumers.

But the company that controls the Plume’s bounty has different ambitions than its visionary creator, Tom Cove.

Caught between them is Sasha, the company’s CEO—and Tom’s fiancée.

As tensions rise and loyalties are tested, Tom must choose: find a compromise or risk everything to protect his vision.

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Heart of Bone 46,000 words

Psychological drama about the the global superclass a

Rebecca is a personal assistant to billionaire poison merchant, Gilly Clay. She's trapped in a ruinous employment contract and her life flashes past through a mane of ginger hair and stress. She keeps her sanity through a secret love affair with psychologist and author, Tom Snowdon. Snowdon's new book - Sustainability and the Superclass - gets inside the heads of the powerful men who run the world so badly. One day, Gilly Clay adopts an 8-year-old boy - Montgomery Earle - and grooms him as the heir to both the business empire and his defective moral compass. Seeing this, all of Rebecca’s certainties slip away and she's forced to make a choice. Will she keep silent and watch the young boy being corrupted, or risk everything by speaking out?

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Intervene 65,000 words

Ecological sci-fi about a spaceman who comes to save the planet.

Anton Vorlov runs the world’s biggest company, Between Destiny, from an island off the coast of Dubai. Officially, he’s a billionaire from Ukraine, but he's actually a trillionaire from space and his real name is Zem. He never sleeps, and his vast organisation spends $100 billion a week financing the restructure of the global economy to make it sustainable. Zem is trained to handle complicated international negotiations and the inevitable interference of the oil industry. But he never got taught about Earth women. So, when his personal assistant - a heavy drinking Australian chick called Megan - decides that she wants his attention, Zem gets right out of his depth. Will Zem complete his mission, or will the Earth people interfere and end up with a destiny of their own making?

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Yongala 42,000 words

Historical fiction set on an Australian steam ship in 1911.

Boer War veteran Corben Plath has nothing to lose when his estranged half-brother (the C.E.O. of the Queensland Coal Board) offers him blood money and a ticket on the luxury cruise liner S.S. Yongala. Aboard Yongala, Prof. Frederick Portland is traveling to Townsville with his young niece, Felicity, and his renewable energy invention, the 'Smoke Engine'. Fearing that the Smoke Engine will ruin them, the Coal Board task Plath with murdering Portland and destroying his machine. Onboard the ship, Plath strikes an innocent friendship with Felicity, not realizing that she is the niece of the man he has been sent to kill. As Yongala steams into heavy weather, Plath learns that there are armed men aboard looking for him. Tired of fighting, he comes to see that his own salvation depends on Felicity surviving the storm.

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The Oil Price 63,000 words

Satire about the merciless methods of the oil industry and the hapless antics of environmentalists.

Danny Lexion is a property developer and he easily meets his two life goals: he looks good and makes lots of money. One night, out on the town, he falls for an unlikely match, Bren Hannan. They call her the Carbon Cop. Bren's mission is to run interference on a ruthless oil company, Peking Petroleum. To do this, she she needs to get to a UN Conference in Dubai. Danny offers to fly her there, thinking that it might lead to some romance in an exotic city. In Dubai, Danny learns that Bren's story doesn't check out. Instead, he finds himself in the cross-hairs of Storm Front, a mercenary security firm protecting Peking Petroleum's interests. As the bullets fly through the streets of Dubai, Danny learns that he is not as indispensable to Bren's plan as he first thought.

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Thus Spoke The Anthronaut 11,000 words

Marine fantasy

From the depths of the ocean comes the Anthronaut, an odd-looking sea monster with a grave warning for humanity.

The special police and the newsmen run in terror, but cadet reporter Pheebee Tinker isn’t afraid to get the story.

Betrayed by her superiors Pheebee returns to the Anthronaut, this time as a truth-teller and a friend.

What is the Anthronaut’s chilling message? Why is the Anthronaut so obsessed with Spanner Crabs? And will the Vitan Minister leave the Moon Party to intervene?

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Mister Bluesky 12,000 words

A story about a man who walked away.

Professor Timothy Bluesky’s ground-breaking paper on his Grand Unifying Theory of Life & Earth is a last-ditch effort to save the world’s children from climate change.

At the last moment, the Federal Government cancels his speech and replaces it with a thinly-veiled promotion for fossil fuels.

Shattered and broken by the system, unable to continue his mission, what will Bluesky become?

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COVID-22 8,000 words

Special Agent Wally Groodle's mission takes him around the world and in every country he visits, he gets Covid-shots: Astra-Zeneca, Sinovac, Sinopharm, Sputnik-V, and even Quazcovid from Khazakstan.

And the result of all these vaccines sloshing around in his veins: COVID-22.

Covid-19 is bad.

Covid-22 is worse.

And much better.

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The Statue of Liberty 33,000 words

When diminutive short-trader Vince Paltry loses his job on Wall Street, he falls in with street activisit Chaliban whose confused mission is to restore liberty and justice to America. After an early win, Vince gets drawn futher into Chaliban's disorganised organisation only to realise that he cannot escape.

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Marshall Cove Scuttles A Clownship 13,000 words

Adult Marine Fantasy

Marshall Cove joins the tuna longliner Gutter in Cairns and soon learns that he has joined a Clownship.

The crew are permenantly stoned, talking shit and abusing marine animals.

Marshall's natural instinct is to murder the skipper and crew in their bunks, but the mermaids reach out to Marshall and ask him to bring the Clowns to justice.

For marine justice, Marshall must risk life and limb in a brutal battle of wills far out to sea.

I wrote this novellette after spending a week on a tuna longliner out of Cairns. Excuse the ultraviolence, but that is what its like out there. This is where your seafood comes from. The story is factually accurate up until the big tangle of snoods and mainline. That was a marlin, not a big eye theresher. And the crew did dump a mountain of monoflament snood and mainline over the side. I seriously wanted to murder the three crew for their abuse of the ocean. Luke did in real life chop up a sea turtle, although it was dead on the line when hauled aboard. I got a photo of he and Po examining the animal. I showed the photo to the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park Authority. Unfortunately, the photo alone was insufficient to justify a prosecution. I added the merfolk in the story to create a space to deal out the rough justice that the clowns of the Clownship Gutter deserved. And Luke did carve obscenities into the side of a barracuda.
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Motel Prius 21,000 words

Amid the confusion of the Covid-19 pandemic, a Vitan Minister undertakes a road journey to rescue a Sea Chest packed with personal treasures.

Living in his Toyota Prius hatchback - Motel Prius - he drives over 5,000 kilometres up and down the East Coast of Australia, between Sydney and Townsville.

Along the way, he meets people, and shares insights about Covid, Climate, and Collapse, and a pathway to the Verdant Age.

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Guy Lane Non-Fiction

 

Vita Worldview : Sustainable Life Philosophy 21,000 words

A Sustainable Life Philosophy

Embracing Vita Worldview will help you see patterns in the growing chaos, to stay grounded in reality, and map-out the risks and opportunities that lie ahead.

You’ll experience a sensation of flow as you connect more deeply with our Living Planet and gain insight into the meaning of life on Earth and your individual role within it.

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Earthfelt 6,000 words

A dictionary of feelings inspired by nature.

Example: Penguinhole

The feeling you get when you learn that Little Penguins swim tens of kilometers offshore to feed, and return to sleep in small, muddy holes in the dunes, while you need a ten-minute hot shower and a coffee, just to wake up. Penguinhole is the feeling that we western humans have it easy.

“I was on Phillip Island where I heard the story about the penguins, but it was not until I saw them scampering under the decking to the little holes in the dunes, that I had the chilling feeling of penguinhole.”
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Stranded 6,000 words

In September 2020 in Macquarie harbour, Tasmania, 480 pilot whales washed-up on the sandbanks creating the largets mass-stranding of whales in Australia's history.

Through this story, environmntal scientist Guy lane explains how we can unstrand our civilization from the climate and ecological crisis that grows around us day by day.

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Time to Wake 26,000 words

Under climate change, the end of 2018 was a real kicker.

Luxury super-yachts sunk at their moorings, high-tech fighter jets crushed under cyclone rubble, and celebrity mansions lost to wildfire.

And all just in one month.

Whether you are familiar with climate change or new to the subject, this short, punchy book is your chance to wake to the rising human calamity of ‘abrupt’ climate change, and how to make it better.

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Who's Next : Climate, Collapse & You 29,000 words

Freelance environmental scientist Guy Lane shares insights from his 30-year quest to understand what comes next in the climate & ecological crisis.

In just two hours, this fast-paced, science-based book lays bare the grim truth about collapse, what it means for you, and how you can help make it better.

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