Take a moment to consider Guy Lane's crazy life and ask yourself if you would like to read his novels. |
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Books in Alphabetical Order Aquaria - - COVID-22 - - Earthfelt - - Heart of Bone - - Intervene - - Lilly Lord - - Love in the Age of Bitcoin - - Marshall Cove Scuttles A Clownship - - Mister Bluesky - - Stranded - - The Christmas That Killed Mr Hopkins - - The Last Days Before God - - The Martian Cat - - The Moogh - - The Oil Price - - The Plume - - The Statue of Liberty - - Time to Wake - - Thus Spoke the Anthronaut - - Vita Woldview - - Who's Next? - - Yongala - - You Can Upgrade for $24.95 |
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France, 36,000BC A young Cro-Magnon archer is sent into the wild to find the killers of clan shamans. Torn from his new love, Boman braves lions, Neanderthals, and mammoth only to discover a far greater threat. There is a new force arising in the wilds that twists power, belief, and violence into a dangerous lie—giants both visible and unseen that drive men to kill. |
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Tim buys the Neon EV and AI android package deal. He names his android Albert-E and styles it to look like his twin brother. They set out-on a road trip to the mountains together. Along the way, Albert-E reminds Tim that he can upgrade the AI package for $24.95 a month, but Tim declines the offer. It doesn't end well well for Tim. |
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The definitive anti-Christmas narrative and, ironically, a perfect Christmas gift When Mr. Hopkins returns to the UK after a year abroad, he makes a horrifying realization—his plane lands in London on Christmas Eve. And Mr. Hopkins hates Christmas with a burning passion. Haunted at every turn by gaudy plastic decorations and Ho-Ho-Ho-ing Santas, Mister Hopkins goes on a rampage to both question and destroy the icons of Christmas. But Christmas has many allies, and Mr Hopkins finds himself outnumbered in this battle to the death. |
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Anti-crypto action adventure Absinthe Rhinohorn runs Bitcrime Division and his day-job is to execute crypto-currency miners with extreme prejudice. Absinthe is over-endowed with action, but less articulate in matters of the heart and corporate politics. When his affair with undercover agent Turtledove crumbles, he loses focus – and that’s dangerous when you’re at the pointy end of Bitcrime Division. Will Absinthe survive? Indeed, will the planet survive? And will he find love in the age of Bitcoin? |
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A space satire that will put you off going to Mars, forever Space engineer Charlie Darling is the only one of 120 passengers on the Inter-Planet shuttle to arrive at the Mars Resort alive. He finds the resort destroyed, and all but one of the Mars colonists dead. The only survivor is a deranged and abusive female medic called Maddy. Driven to despair by this grim situation, Charlie finds solace in the Martian Cat, an emaciated feline who just wants to avoid becoming someone's meal. Charlie and the Martian Cat have little chance of survival, on their own. Will their odds improve if they stick together? |
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Marine science adventure Lucy Callahan is the founder of Aquaria, the world’s most popular public aquarium and marine science precinct. One day, an oil rig parks offshore and Callahan learns that Expedient Energy plans to drill for petroleum in the Aquaria marine park. Callahan dives into battle, prepared to risk everything – even her own safety - to protect her life’s work. When her partner, Sam, starts running interference, Callahan realises that winning the battle against the oil firm may come at a personal cost, a relationship and possibly a family? How will the Sealioness of Aquaria Bay respond to this dilemma? Will she give in to her partner’s wishes, or fight to the bitter end, even at the risk of her own life? |
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An Ecological fantasy 3 January 2008: an 11-foot-tall peaceful monster ambles out of a Greek cork forest and quickly gains an global cult-like following. Journalist Maggie Tarp is embedded with moogh.org the shady organisation that manages Moogh affairs. Sadly for Maggie, her touchy-feely stories about the Moogh dont sell. so her bosses pair her up with hot-shot journalist, Perrin Speer. Sparks fly, and Perrin falls foul of moogh.org when he reveals that they are killing people to hide a deadly secret. As the Moogh Zone descends into chaos, Maggie finds that the Moogh also keeps a secret. But does she have what it takes to get the story? |
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Wealthy businesswoman Lilly Lord lives alone in her grand estate in Duffys Forest, tucked away on Sydney's North Shore. Despite her fortune, she’s adrift—lost in a haze of wine and unanswered questions about where her life went wrong. One rainy afternoon, she takes in a mysterious stranger, Froyd Denison, who claims to have a plan for her life. At first, Lilly keeps him at arm’s length. But as Froyd’s story unfolds and his plan takes shape, she’s drawn into a journey that challenges everything she thought she knew—about herself, her past, and her purpose. |
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Psychological drama about the super-rich Rebecca is a personal assistant to billionaire poison merchant, Gilly Clay. She's trapped in a ruinous employment contract and her life flashes past through a mane of ginger hair and stress. She keeps her sanity through a secret love affair with psychologist and author, Tom Snowdon. Snowdon's new book - Sustainability and the Superclass - gets inside the heads of the powerful men who run the world so badly. One day, Gilly Clay adopts an 8-year-old boy - Montgomery Earle - and grooms him as the heir to both the business empire and his defective moral compass. Seeing this, all of Rebecca’s certainties slip away and she's forced to make a choice. Will she keep silent and watch the young boy being corrupted, or risk everything by speaking out? |
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Sci-fi about a spaceman who comes to save the planet Anton Vorlov runs the world’s biggest company from a private island off Dubai. Officially, he’s a Ukrainian billionaire. In truth, he's Zem—a trillionaire from space on a mission to save Earth. Zem never sleeps. His organisation spends $100 billion a week restructuring the global economy for sustainability. He’s trained in diplomacy, disaster management, and dodging oil industry sabotage. But no training prepared him for Earth women. Especially Megan—his sharp-tongued, hard-drinking Australian assistant—who’s decided she wants more than a professional relationship. As Megan complicates his mission, Zem must navigate the messy world of human emotion. Can he stay on track, or will Earth’s destiny slip from his grasp? |
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Historical fiction: 1911: an Australian maritime disaster Haunted by his past, Boer War veteran Corben Plath has nothing to lose when the Queensland Coal Board offers him blood money and a First Class ticket aboard the luxury steamer Yongala. On the ship, Prof. Frederick Portland is travelling with his niece, Felicity, and his groundbreaking renewable energy invention—the Smoke Engine. Fearing the Smoke Engine could ruin them, the Coal Board instructs Plath to kill Portland and destroy the machine. When Plath strikes-up an innocent relationship with Felicity, he unwittingly befriends the neice of the man he's sent to kill. Then Yongala steams into heavy weather and Plath realises that his only chance at redemption is to help Felicity survive the storm. |
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Satire about the merciless oil industry and the hapless environmentalists Danny Lexion is a property developer and he easily meets his two life goals: he looks good and makes lots of money. One night, out on the town, he falls for an unlikely match, Bren Hannan. They call her the Carbon Cop. Bren's mission is to run interference on a ruthless oil company, Peking Petroleum. To do this, she she needs to get to a UN Conference in Dubai. Danny offers to fly her there, thinking that it might lead to some romance in an exotic city. In Dubai, Danny learns that Bren's story doesn't check out. Instead, he finds himself in the cross-hairs of Storm Front, a mercenary security firm protecting Peking Petroleum's interests. As the bullets fly through the streets of Dubai, Danny learns that he is not as indispensable to Bren's plan as he first thought. |
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Marine fantasy about a sea monster with a warning for humanity From the depths of the ocean comes the Anthronaut, an odd-looking sea monster with a grave warning for humanity. The special police and the newsmen run in terror, but cadet reporter Pheebee Tinker isn’t afraid to get the story. Betrayed by her superiors Pheebee returns to the Anthronaut, this time as a truth-teller and a friend. What is the Anthronaut’s chilling message? Why is the Anthronaut so obsessed with Spanner Crabs? And will the Vitan Minister leave the Moon Party to intervene? |
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A story about a man who walked away In a last-ditch effort to save the children from climate change, Professor Timothy Bluesky is set to deliver his ground-breaking paper: At the last moment the government cancels his speech and replaces it with a thinly-veiled promotion for fossil fuels. Shattered and broken by the system, unable to continue his mission, Bluesky walks away. Where will Bluesky go? What will Bluesky become? |
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Special Agent Wally Groodle's mission takes him around the world and in every country he visits, he gets Covid-shots: Astra-Zeneca, Sinovac, Sinopharm, Sputnik-V, and even Quazcovid from Khazakstan. And the result of all these vaccines sloshing around in his veins: COVID-22. Covid-19 is bad. Covid-22 is worse. And much better. |
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When diminutive short-trader Vince Paltry (Vinnie) loses his job on Wall Street, he meets the burly street activisit Chaliban. Chaliban's muddle-headed mission is to restore liberty and justice to America by any means available. Vinnie soon learns that Chaliban can't distinguish between cause and crime, and finds himself unable to escape being drawn futher into Chaliban's disorganised organisation. When the full extent of Chaliban's plan becomes clear, Vinnie is faced with a choice: either try to escape, or set Chaliban's mission straight. |
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Adult Marine Fantasy Marshall Cove joins the tuna longliner Gutter in Cairns and soon learns that he has joined a Clownship. The crew are permenantly stoned, talking shit and abusing marine animals. Marshall's natural instinct is to murder the skipper and crew in their bunks, but the mermaids reach out to Marshall and ask him to bring the Clowns to justice. For marine justice, Marshall must risk life and limb in a brutal battle of wills far out to sea. |
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I wrote this novellette after spending a week on a tuna longliner out of Cairns. Excuse the ultraviolence, but that is what its like out there. This is where your seafood comes from. The story is factually accurate up until the big tangle of snoods and mainline. That was a marlin, not a big eye theresher. And the crew did dump a mountain of monoflament snood and mainline over the side. I seriously wanted to murder the three crew for their abuse of the ocean. Luke did in real life chop up a sea turtle, although it was dead on the line when hauled aboard. I got a photo of he and Po examining the animal. I showed the photo to the Great Barrier Reef Marine Park Authority. Unfortunately, the photo alone was insufficient to justify a prosecution. I added the merfolk in the story to create a space to deal out the rough justice that the clowns of the Clownship Gutter deserved. And Luke did carve obscenities into the side of a barracuda. | ||||||
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Amid the confusion of the Covid-19 pandemic, a Vitan Minister undertakes a road journey to rescue a Sea Chest packed with personal treasures. Living in his Toyota Prius hatchback - Motel Prius - he drives over 5,000 kilometres up and down the East Coast of Australia, between Sydney and Townsville. Along the way, he meets people, and shares insights about Covid, Climate, and Collapse, and a pathway to the Verdant Age. |
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Guy Lane Non-Fiction |
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A Sustainable Life Philosophy Embracing Vita Worldview will help you see patterns in the growing chaos, to stay grounded in reality, and map-out the risks and opportunities that lie ahead. You’ll experience a sensation of flow as you connect more deeply with our Living Planet and gain insight into the meaning of life on Earth and your individual role within it. |
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A dictionary of feelings inspired by nature. Example: Penguinhole The feeling you get when you learn that Little Penguins swim tens of kilometers offshore to feed, and return to sleep in small, muddy holes in the dunes, while you need a ten-minute hot shower and a coffee, just to wake up. Penguinhole is the feeling that we western humans have it easy. “I was on Phillip Island where I heard the story about the penguins, but it was not until I saw them scampering under the decking to the little holes in the dunes, that I had the chilling feeling of penguinhole.” |
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In September 2020 in Macquarie harbour, Tasmania, 480 pilot whales washed-up on the sandbanks creating the largets mass-stranding of whales in Australia's history. Through this story, environmntal scientist Guy lane explains how we can unstrand our civilization from the climate and ecological crisis that grows around us day by day. |
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Under climate change, the end of 2018 was a real kicker. Luxury super-yachts sunk at their moorings, high-tech fighter jets crushed under cyclone rubble, and celebrity mansions lost to wildfire. And all just in one month. Whether you are familiar with climate change or new to the subject, this short, punchy book is your chance to wake to the rising human calamity of ‘abrupt’ climate change, and how to make it better. |
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Freelance environmental scientist Guy Lane shares insights from his 30-year quest to understand what comes next in the climate & ecological crisis. In just two hours, this fast-paced, science-based book lays bare the grim truth about collapse, what it means for you, and how you can help make it better. |
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Martian Cat Health Analysis |